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Minimal Fruit. Maximal Hype.

The finest green apple you'll never get your hands on. 100% organic. 0% available. But hey, it look's nice.

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Everything you need to buy an apple

Authentication

25+ happy apples

Because even one apple requires serious security.

  • Sign up & sign in with email
  • Sign in with Google, Facebook, and more
  • Session management built-in
  • Magic links or passwordless login
  • Works seamlessly with the juicy 🍏
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Dashboard & Roles

80+ happy apples

Different roles. Same empty apple inventory.

  • Admin, user, and apple enthusiast roles
  • Personalized dashboard views
  • Access control made simple
  • Role-based jokes included
  • Built with scalability no one asked for
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AI functionality

72+ happy apples

Three AIs. Zero apples. Infinite opinions.

  • OpenAI gives apple buying tips
  • Claude explains apple ethics
  • Gemini generates haikus about fruit
  • Seamless API hookups
  • Because every store needs existential AI support
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Payments

120+ happy apples

We don't sell apples, but if we did… we'd be ready.

  • Stripe & LemonSqueezy support
  • One-time purchases or juicy subscriptions
  • Secure checkout with 0 apples delivered
  • Test mode so smooth, it's criminal
  • Built-in buyer's remorse protection (emotionally)
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Our products

Choose the perfect one for your needs.

Single-Origin Apple Juice

Single-Origin Apple Juice

Cold-pressed from imaginary orchards. Smooth, fresh, and totally not real — but the label? Absolutely gorgeous.

$49

Apple Jam (No Toast Included)

Apple Jam (No Toast Included)

Carefully crafted from something apple-adjacent. Comes in a rustic jar to make you feel like you're in a cottagecore startup.

$99

Inside the Juicy Apple Store (eBook)

Inside the Juicy Apple Store (eBook)

The behind-the-scenes story of building the world’s most ridiculous e-commerce site using the ultimate frontend boilerplate.

$79

The Empty Apple Box

The Empty Apple Box

Fully recyclable. Contains absolutely nothing. Designed to simulate the feeling of having ordered something valuable.

$167

“Out of Stock” Dad Hat

“Out of Stock” Dad Hat

Crisp embroidery, minimalist vibe. Lets everyone know you’ve got taste and zero availability — just like our apples.

$15

The Juicy Tote

The Juicy Tote

A premium canvas bag with a massive green apple printed dead center. Carries groceries, hopes, and the weight of never owning an actual apple.

$50

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Pricing Plans

Choose the perfect plan for your needs. Perhaps discounted.

Juicy Free
Basic tier. No apple. Little fun.
$1/month
  • Zero apples
  • Unlimited refreshes
  • Hope included
  • Cancel anytime (there's nothing to cancel)
  • Out-of-stock alerts
  • Priority in the imaginary queue
  • Early access to the Elite club
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Juicy Pro
Elite tier. No apple. All vibes.
$19/month
  • Zero apples
  • Unlimited refreshes
  • Hope included
  • Cancel anytime (there's nothing to cancel)
  • Out-of-stock alerts
  • Priority in the imaginary queue
  • Early access to the Elite club
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🚀 If we can build a store that sells nothing, so can You!

Testimonials

Trusted by thousands of customers worldwide

They never got the apple — but they got the experience.

Linda J.

I never got the apple, but the interface was so smooth I forgot I was hungry. Honestly, I stayed for the fonts. Would recommend to anyone who values vibes over produce.

Linda J.

UX Designer & Apple Dreamer

Derek M.

Signed up for the Sour Elite plan. Still waiting on my apple, but I did get a shiny badge and existential clarity. That alone was worth the price of admission.

Derek M.

Frontend Dev

Jack S.

Clicked 'Add to Cart' 47 times. Nothing happened. Kind of poetic, honestly. It taught me patience and disappointment, both of which are key startup skills.

Jack S.

Startup Founder

Peter B.

The AI told me the apple was emotional support. Now I just visit to feel seen and occasionally chat with Claude about fruit philosophy. 10/10 emotional UX.

Peter B.

SaaS Founder

Emily H.

The product page was beautiful. The apple? A lie. Would lie again. The shadows alone deserve an award. Can I get the apple in Figma instead?

Emily H.

Marketer & Visual Thinker

Jonas R.

Best nonexistent purchase I've ever made. Would definitely not receive again. The checkout flow was buttery smooth, even if the cart remained empty forever.

Jonas R.

Freelance Dev & Apple Optimist

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Frequently asked questions

Can’t find the answer you’re looking for? Reach out to our customer support team.

  • Technically yes. Practically no. Philosophically… maybe. Emotionally? That’s between you and the cart.
  • Scarcity builds value. And also, we never had any apples. It's the thought that counts.
  • A shiny badge, elite waitlist status, and weekly AI-generated apple poems. Still no apple though.
  • It depends. Do you believe in apples you can’t touch? Then yes. Otherwise… also yes, but like, conceptually.
  • Absolutely. Just as soon as the apple ships. Which is never. But hey, it's the principle.
  • Very real. OpenAI suggests apples, Claude reflects on their meaning, and Gemini writes haikus about them.
  • Emotionally? A lot. Physically? Absolutely nothing. But it’ll look amazing in your user journey.

    • Use this boilerplate to build a better fake store. Or a real one.